Welcome back to Killin it With Tj. After a season sabbatical... The Sack Is Back.
Lets get straight to the action....
We open up with a montage of Rivals 1. Followed by a montage of this season's Rivals. Tj talks about life changing money and officially welcomes us to Rivals 2.
All the Rivals, including a handsome and tanned CT, seem baffled that we're having Rivals. They know its going to be something - could we really be that surprised.
Lets get on to the teams.
Wes and Ct - Great start, couldnt have a more intriguing team than those two.
Diem and Aneesa - Their beef is old school, but I predict they'll find a way to co-exist.
Zach and Trey - Who cares? All i care about is Zach's hair and glasses combo. No real anger here, no matter what Zach says - but that was nice rhetoric.
Jessica and Bird - Probably no one besides The Sack and Lep Sack watched Real World Portland. But know this.... Bird is a sweetheart and Jessica is a HORRENDOUS person in all the wrong ways.
Derek and Rob - Another one night fight brings us rivals. Unless its prolonged dislike from an actual season or over many Challenges, chances are you're at a competitive advantage.
Paula and Emily - Paula is thrilled, once again she'll be able to be carried by a stronger competitor. Emily hates her partner personally and professionally.... swing and a miss for Emily.
Ty and Leroy - Thats a really strong duo. Ty has finally shown some heart and Lee is a beast.
Cooke and Naomi - Rivals from their season, but Cooke was on that season for about 5 seconds. They're pretty athletic thought.
Rajon Rondo and Knight - They have a serious disdain for one another. Preston has proven to be serviceable, but knight isn't good enough to carry them. They'll be close to first out the door.
Jemmy and Camila - No real anger, but they're both nuts. That'll be fiery.
Tyree and Dunbar - These guys really don't like one another. And they both are big, fat and stink at the game. Watch out Knight and Rajon..... we have contenders. Amazing how much weight Tyree has lost though. He looks like a human.
Sarah and Trichelle - Rivals? Come on.
Jordan and Marlon - Not Rivals at all.... actually ended Real World Portland on a good note. Jordan is a fascinating case though. Seemed really athletic on the season - but is missing a part of his hand. Can't imagine that doesnt come up later in the episode.
Nany and Johnny - Cute team. Frenemies....
Jasmine and Theresa - What they're not telling you is Jasmine is a midget and Theresa is gigantic.
Johnny and Frank - Twitter rivalries don't count.... we could have done better here. Everyone hates Johnny.
Tj explains the game.... nothing earth shattering here..... Other than the elimination challenge is called the jungle.
They run to the house and CJ starts laying down the law. CT being attracted to Bird is mind boggling. Lends credence to my theory that once a dude reaches a certain age anyone between 18 and 23 becomes hot.
Seems like really strong horseplay to start us off.... its a nice vibrant house. A pretty solid mix of young and old and some of the younger people like the San Diego team from last season have developed some credibility with the audience.
Marlon falls down and breaks a glass.... CT starts talking crap..... and all of a sudden Marlon is pushed in the pool and they're fighting. What just happened? And am I correct in thinking that Jasmine started all of this? Jasmine knocked Marlon down twice? Whaaaaaat?
This post is already getting too long...... find us next in Part 2......
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