By: The Sack
Every word out of Camila's mouth was absolutely correct. The way Easy bitched out again this week is inexcusable and he IS a disgrace to the human race.
TJ echoed the sentiments, but Camila really hammered it home. I know she has been criticized in the past for being a loose cannon and a little unhinged, but that kind of passion for the game is exactly what this season needed.
After Easy's DQ on the final mission a few seasons back and subsequent weight loss - there is no excuse for pulling the stunt he pulled.
All my blood was in my feet and the water was cold - this isnt healthy. That was the explanation I got and simply put it wasn't good enough.
Needless to say really good game that The Challenge producers put together. I questioned endurance, mental, strategy as categories - but that game brought the goods.
The game this week appears to be a trivia contest. Sacky likey. Not a surprise that Trischelle punks out. My lord she is insufferable. Alton puts it right when he says the dehydration prevented her from sitting on a chair? C'mon after all the shit shes been talking, she can't pull that.
They start off with Challenge trivia, which is really uninteresting because its something the competitors actually have a chance of answering. As I've mentioned in the past- I'd vastly prefer basic arithmetic.
Sidenote - Underemployed, not good. I might be getting too old to enjoy all MTV shows, no questions asked. Sad Day.
Impressive job by Frank and Jasmine getting some tough trivia questions.
Geography is next up. Everyone nailing it. knight not being sure on District of Columbia wasn't awe inspiring, but he got it.
Jasmine took Ap geography in high school - talk about setting yourself up for failure. She goes for Liverpool as the capital of England. Almost too smart of an answer. Thats a good miss.
Alton guessing Kris Duncan as Kim Kardashian's ex-husband was pretty epic, you get the sense he can't be bothered with team sports. That answer was legitimately like a sitcom answer from a wife who knows nothing about sports, and combining the first and last names of famous sports people she might know. Magic Bird?
Rd 4 - sports. Nany is the last man standing for her team. She claimed to be a big sports fan during her season. She gets a baseball question.... Red Sox are from where? - you have to get that. And she does. Nicely done.
Rajon Rondo gets a question about the NBA. he should be able to nail that. Confused the suns and the jazz - happens to me all the time.
Frank 4/4. 2 gay guys - 2/2 on sports questions - defying all stereotypes.
Nany last up again. We are on Currency questions and they are legitimately IMPOSSIBLE. Nany somehow nails hers. Good job by her! I'm impressed.
This is by far the best trivia showing in the history of the challenge. But just like that Jemmye doesnt even give a guess on the 10 dollar bill..... New Orleans is headed into The Arena.
And after that - Ashley guesses that the challenge has been on 21 continents. Not a stellar showing.
What we've all been waiting for - the spelling bee. Narcissistic spelled incorrectly by Chet and San Diego is the power team. All thanks to Frank. Disappointed that meat block Zach didn't have to answer a question.
Deliberation time. Who would have thought that the alliance of every team would eventually have to break up. Frank is running the game. And by the look of Jemmye in that lime green sports bra - she is running the buffet. WOOF.
(*Lep Sack notes the real problem with Jemmye is that she is always drooling** good point)
New Orleans vs Brooklyn. Very unoriginal. I would have thrown in that pig Trischelle.
They choose Endurance and Chet guarantees victory.
Nice to get an obligatory Alton 2.0 work out scene. Once again the only compelling male character in the show is on the back burner.
We know it'll be Sarah and Chet. I actually think Preston's angular frame could fare well in this weird balls game. Wondering if we'll have two eliminations in the same episode......
McKenzie's height vs Sara is going to be a major disadvantage. truly think knight and his cherubic facial features could have beaten Chet and Sarah.
Plenty of time to strategize for this bad boy. Lets see if anyone came up with some interesting plans.
And just like that mackenzie and preston look completely overwhelmed. watching preston fumble with those balls was really all i needed to see - this is over.
Cant believe the first heat was only a one ball deficit. Maybe Presto has got a shot here.
McKenzie really dogging it there. Brooklyn wins, but Preston was really close to pulling off my strategy of loading up balls near the wall and knocking them over as close to the buzzer as possible. Preston really gave it a go. Proud of him.
Bottom line - easy bitched out again and doesnt deserve Devyn's fake yams. He should not be allowed back on this thing. Its a joke at this point.
Sad their relationship will no longer be covered, but I'd reckon there will be more drama stirred up as the alliance gets broken up.
More from MJ Saltambuckackia in the morning.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
LiveBlog – Episode 4
"Rise of the Dark Knight"
MJ Saltimbocca
PROGRAMMING NOTE: ** This
Live Blog is a few days late, but it’s my first week on the staff. Cut me some slack here. In the future, these are going to hit on
Thursday morning after each episode. **
House Time
- Dance party montage to open the episode! Dustin does a swan dive off a yacht! Welcome back to Turkey, baby!
- Trishelle is chatting it up with Knight and conspiring against Nany. My girl Trishelle has been EVERYWHERE this season. Little too visible for my tastes, she’s got a target on her back.
- Frank gives us an overview of the alliance which includes Cancun, San Diego, New Orleans and sort of Vegas. If you’re wondering, yes, that is virtually every team. My man Frank doesn’t seem to know how alliances work. This is more of a world-peace strategy than a winning-domination strategy. What’s going to happen in two weeks, Frank? What would Wes do?
- Knight makes the first of what should be many dastardly justifying the name of the episode – Rise of the Dark Knight. He throws a number of people’s luggage and clothes in the pool for apparently no reason. He’s clearly drunk but it’s unclear whether that’s the driver.
- For those of you who aren’t overly familiar, Knight is a kind-of-fat piece of garbage who mumbles everything and wields a level of confidence that has no basis. Quick actual dialogue:
- Camilla: You’re a piece of dirt, you’re a loser!
- Knight: (mumbling while skulking around) You’re an idiot, in this game, you’re an idiot.
- Big Easy fishes the clothes out with a skimmer. Dustin comes out with a shower cap and declares it a team building exercise. This is a strange, strange season.
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| Knight, taking a soak. |
Team Challenge
- The challenge for the day is unveiled by TJ – basically each team has two members holding a basket from a platform. The other teams can fill the baskets with rocks until it’s too heavy for the holders. Last team standing wins.
- TJ declares that there are “7 teams and 7 holes”, and I have to admit it makes me a bit uncomfortable.
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| What's the head-count fellas? |
- Trey, of St. Thomas, refuses to make a strategic play because he’s too honorable. Needless to say Trey and Alton wouldn’t make for a riveting Stratego match. It’s like they’ve never seen the show before.
- The Alliance targets poor Brooklyn again. Since the alliance is every team but Brooklyn and Fresh Meat, this was something of a fait accompli. So, Brooklyn will be in the bottom and be in The Arena.
- This challenge couldn’t be more boring, especially with the Alliance just slowly filling baskets according to a strategic plan. Show runners need to raise their game.
- Big Easy is the next target and is holding his basket by himself. He goes into a crouch position like he’s at a public restroom that hasn’t converted to the disposal covers system. Apparently this was an impressive display, and it turned Devyn on. E has to see this as a win. Is Trim-Easy a competitor? Every time he does something good he follows it up with something pathetic.
- Zach from San Diego is a gargantuan man, but in this challenge he hilariously struggled. This thing is a hernia waiting to happen.
- Aaaand, the Alliance is breaking down. The plan seems to be that once the targets were eliminated the Alliance teams would just go at their own pace and whoever wins, wins. Terrible plan. All the Alliance teams start accusing the others of manipulating the process in this stupid basket challenge. Frank:The Alliance::Wilson:League of Nations. Sorry, kid.
Selection of the Arena Team
- Commercial break: apparently Trojan is putting out a condom called “Trojan: Charged Orgasmic Pleasure.” Seems to take a lot of responsibility out of the hands of the condom wielder.
- Cancun won the challenge so they will choose a team to face Brooklyn in The Arena elimination challenge. They propose to St. Thomas (another Alliance team) that they throw them in to clear out the weaker two. Why would St. Thomas EVER agree to this?
- Knight: “Marie is again acting like a wild wildebeest.”
- No surprise, Cancun is sending in Big Easy and Camila – the last remnants of Fresh Meat.
- There’s an amazing post-selection argument between Chet and CJ from Cancun. CJ tells Chet that, even though he keeps sending Brooklyn into the Arena, he’s proud of Chet for the way he’s competing. Amazing. CJ strikes me as one of these dudes who’s been too good looking his whole life so he doesn’t realize people might hate him.
Club Night / Fight Night
- Ah, a long-awaited club night! When you think Turkey, who doesn’t think wild clubbing?
- Devyn is telling Big Easy that she gets excited to see him coming to breakfast in the morning. This thing might be for real, people. We’re looking at marriage here.
- Camila gets a little drunk and chastising all the rookies for playing the strategy game instead of actually competing. Somehow Devyn gets pissed and starts screaming bloody murder. Whoa.
- Somewhere in there Knight drops the C-word and Nany is VERY upset. Why was Knight even involved in this fight? The whole world turns on Knight very quickly. Oh boy, c-word again.
- Some not-so-great editing here by MTV. Somehow this turned into a Nany v. Knight fight at an intensity level that it caused Nany’s heart and mind to break simultaneously. Nany wants to go home. Rookies, dude, pathetic. Dustin is trying to clean it up by using his boyfriend voice. I must say, impressive work by Dustin. His boyfriend voice is hypnotic. It’s like an outtake from Dustin’ The Pipes.
- Knight is in a lawn chair post-fight waxing philosophical about how this is all part of his grand design to psychologically manipulate everyone in the house. Can anyone imagine that being true - that Knight isn’t just an asshole, he’s doing all of this to eliminate people? What do we think, 15% chance?
Pre- Elimination
- Knight wakes up sober and has zero regrets. Have to respect that on some level. I wake up on non-drinking Tuesdays with regrets.
- Devyn and E are having a fight because she refused to disclose the age of her oldest paramour. A couple of thoughts here – 1) Easy must be out of his goddam mind to have this fight, why does he care????, and 2) under/over 82 on Devyn’s oldest ex? I think it’s over. God bless her.
- Devyn - “Easy is just scared that when I go back to New York and he goes back to Kentucky that this won’t work.” Does Devyn realize the absurdity of this? No sign.
- Knight brokers a make-up between Devyn and Eric. Knight had a helluva episode here tonight.
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| "I'm the most manipulative person in this house, I'm going to F%$K everyone's mind." |
The Arena
- Running out of time, it looks like this is going to carry over to the next episode.
- Devyn volunteers to go into the Arena – she really had to because Sarah already did, but MTV made a big deal of it. Now that Devyn and E will both be in the elimination, one has to go home. Don’t worry guys, you’re both terrible. The other one will be on the next flight out when they’re eliminated in episode 5.
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| Does this look like a man who should be interrogating you about your ex-boyfriends? |
- So, next week will open with Brooklyn v. Fresh Meat in a Mental elimination challenge. What could go wrong?
Episode 3: The Men are Beguiled by Feminine Wiles
Episode 3:
The Men Are Beguiled By Feminine
Wiles
M.J. Saltimbocca
There
have been a lot of books and articles published lately arguing that men, as a
gender, are basically finished. We are
less educated, more distracted, less employed, and generally can’t sit still in
elementary school. I’ve always been
skeptical of these claims until this week when women took over the most
important cultural institution in America:
The Challenge. Just look at how
the women took over every facet of the game this week:
Trishelle Somehow Dominates Team Vegas
Las
Vegas looks to be the strongest team right now.
Trishelle decided to celebrate her team’s ascendency by concocting a
conspiracy theory that Sarah is feigning affection for Alton to avoid
elimination. Trishelle argued this point
to anyone who would listen for the better part of the episode until she
strongly resembled Carrie from Homeland on one of her liquor fueled paranoid
sex romps.
This
outburst wouldn’t have been so devastating if Dustin and Alton hadn’t abdicated
all authority over their team. Dustin
and Alton have performed extremely well in this competition, and are the
linchpins of their future success, but Dustin never stepped up and forced the
issue. Part of me wonders whether Dustin
is afraid to stand up for himself because he’s afraid the gay-porn thing will
be brought up immediately. He’s like a
fat kid in elementary school who can’t make fun of anyone because he has such a
glaring liability. It’s difficult to
watch.
Trishelle
may lose some hand on the team now that Sarah volunteered herself to go into
the elimination. I think she’s committed
to the conspiracy theory now and should just argue that, like Abu Nazir, Sarah
volunteered because she’s “playing the long game”.
My
favorite part – Trishelle showing up for the elimination challenge in a floor
length ball gown like she’s Cruella Effing Deville. Dustin, dude - get control, and get it fast.
Alton Loves Sarah
Let’s
not sugar coat this: Alton doesn’t like
Sarah, he doesn’t have a schoolyard crush on Sarah. Alton is in love with Sarah. We could argue about whether Sarah looks good
as a bottle blonde or whether her athletic frame is appealing despite her being
rather elven. But the fact is that Alton
spent this entire episode looking at Sarah like she’s Helen of Troy wrapped in
bacon and god’s grace. How could he not,
they both love climbing!
Alton –
a little advice because we’re friends.
Pump the breaks, dude. I know
it’s not a good looking house this year.
Wait it out.
Maybe Trishelle
will be proven correct and Sarah is playing the game via Alton. If she is, then Sarah is the most devious
woman since Delilah cut Samson’s hair.
Sadly,
Alton’s feelings clearly affected the game whether that was Sarah’s intention
or not. Alton flipped out, to put it
mildly, and wanted to send in Preston because he doesn’t deserve to be
there. This is the kind of garbage that
passes for an elimination rationale on The Biggest Loser, not The
Challenge. Buck up brother. The only person who is here to lose weight is
Knight. Well, lose weight and publicly
shame Jemmye. Well, lose weight,
publicly shame Jemmye and make me throw up by hitting on Jemmye.
Brandon Gets Weirdly Bitched Out By Camila
It
seems like every year Brandon is utterly unliked by anyone in the house. In an absolutely bizarre exchange, Brandon
compliment Camila, for which she went into Brazilian Crazy Bitch Mode and left
Brandon so frazzled that all he could do was say “You call this being a team
player, homie?!” Super, super
embarrassing. You think this would be
happening if Wes or Johnny Bananas were here?
Devyn’s Breasts Poison Easy E
(Benny
the Sack did a great job covering the improbable nature of this relationship
yesterday, so I won’t repeat it.)
This one may be a stretch, but
consider the evidence.
The
initial challenge here was a team race using hooks to climb through monkey bars
at a high elevation. Easy was
disqualified because he fell in the water, but the Zapruder film shows that
Eric was dry heaving moments before he fell. Was this exhaustion? No one else was exhausted! Eric wasn’t dry
heaving in the Dome last night during the Balls Out challenge! Only one thing has changed that could be
affecting Eric’s stamina and health.
And
that is the introduction of Devyn’s fake breasts in his life.
I’ve
been watching a lot of Sherlock on BBC America, so maybe that’s driving
this. When you remove all impossible
solutions to a problem, what remains must be true: Easy has been poisoned by Devyn’s chest
pieces.
******
The
week was difficult for men, but Zach and Frank were barely involved. Hopefully they’re playing possum and will
step up in future episodes to be the Neo-Wes-Johnny-CT figures we so
desperately need during this changing of the guard.
_______________________________
Line of the Week:
Two way tie:
Zach - “Team Brooklyn is softer than puppy turds.” (Fact)
Chet - “I’m afraid I’m going to fall and skewer my penis.”
(Despite the fact he’d be falling on water.
Chet will say absolutely anything to get camera time at this point. He might participate in Zach and Frank’s next
bikini-bottom-party for airtime purposes.
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Debate Night
Whooo, Mama, this debate is awfully entertaining. Do we have any MSNBC fans out there? If Rachel Maddow was a lesbian - she'd be Chris Hayes. Am I right?
And the last day of the MLB regular season was a real bust.
But one thing i know is that the challenge never disappoints.
So far so good with this season. I think the best thing has been the challenges are back to being a little bit more creative and a little more physically demanding. But the contestants have been disappointing as they tried to introduce too many new faces. I'll bet as the season wears on, we'll start to fall in love with some of the new faces.
Little pool action to start us off with. nice to see the contestants getting some down time.
Devyn is Big Easy's style.... who saw that coming??
Then we get into some alliance talk. Am I only the only one struggling to follow who is in which alliance? All these mediocre seasons really blend together. Appears Trichelle is concerned about the alston/sarah relationship. Frankly, I'm worried about it too. What the F is Alston thinking? as always appears to be the case - not enough good looking girls to go around with the challenge. Why is no one making a play for mackenzie? My guess is that in person she is so reprehensible that it takes away the fact that she is one of two attractive girls in the house.
Hook Line and Sinker is the game. Its as if Devyn has never seen the show before. "Water, not good. Heights, even worse." EVERY challenge involves water and heights.
Brooklyn vs Fresh Meat. Both teams appear to be doing fairly well, which makes me think this is not a difficult challenge. And just like that Easy is down. This guy is your all or nothing slugger. He either strikes out missing a curveball by 3 feet, or smacks a 600 ft homer.
Fresh Meat DQs. Brooklyn does an average job. Next up is New Orleans vs STT. Another weak pair of teams. Looks like New Orleans is starting to develop a little target on their backs. between kenzie (who is not using her feminine wiles) and Preston they really should be targeted for an exit. Bottom line both teams make it past where Easy fell.
San Diego completes. Las Vegas completes as well. Both around the same time as Brooklyn. Fresh Meat is in the Arena.
Cancun vs Vegas for Power Team and a cliff hanger. Considering we are 1/4 through the episode and the challenge is complete - I have to imagine we're going to get some serious hi jinks ahead.
Vegas is power team, so Brooklyn should be safe. I'd have to imagine New Orleans has to be in the mix.
Alston wants N.O. Trischelle wants Brooklyn. And the Sara issue rears its ugly head.
The Trischelle / Devyn / Sara nonsense is really unappealing television. Devyn is absolutely horrible. For all the good things about Alston 2.0 - this would never happen to Wes. Alton is too nice of a guy, can't let the women run the game. Can't let it happen.
I do understand Trischelle's point to keep in the weaker team. It makes sense and something I'd advocate. But if keeping Sara around keeps Alston your team captain happy - you step aside.
I'm sorry is there any freaking team not in this alliance?!? San Diego / Cancun / Las Vegas / New Orleans are in the alliance? And Brooklyn kind of is too. Its not an alliance if every team is in it.
Trischelle wins out and Brooklyn is going in. It will be a strategy game.
Trischelle confronts Sara in the discussion that absolutely nobody was waiting for. I know people always found Trischelle interesting in her sluttiness - but she does nothing for me. She is unintelligent and looks like a stretched out Mrs. Piggy.
Out of no where Camila and Brandon get into it. Nice to see Brandon paying respects to one of the more esteemed players in this season in the confessional, but Camila flies off the handle in her usual manner.
I've never been anything but an MTV fan boy - but don't tell me Under Employed doesn't look sensational.
More I get of Trischelle - the less I like of her. No one throws themselves into the Arena. Why would Sarah throw herself in because Easy E fell and she is good at puzzles? How does that make Sara manipulative? I'm no fan of Sarah, but come on..... this is a bit much.
Easy E in a bandana looks like the bearded women at a carnival.
Fresh Meat decides not to chose. Cara and Brandon are selected. I don't think were was much strategy for them. Sarah and Chet volunteer themselves. Big time manipulation there by Sarah - she is so evil.
Sarah seems really excited by the game, which means she is going to lose.
Brandon has no strategy. These are not the two sharpest tools in the shed. This is not a game for the Sack - but it'll have to do. Not much to analyze here.
I like that Brandon's strategy has morphed into "do what they doin"
After Saras shit talking - i really wish it would take Fresh Meat 12 seconds to untangle it - that would be unreal.
But there doesn't seem to be much of a chance for a Fresh Meat victory. How is Brandon having so much trouble managing the rope while Chet is having no problems?
Believe it or not - untying a giant knot isn't very compelling to watch.
Cara and Brandon go home. Fresh Meat down to Easy and Camila - I'm guessing 4 straight Arenas is in the cards for Fresh Meat.
Trischelle's strategy could backfire now by making enemies of Brooklyn. A little props needs to go to Sara on this one.
Brandon vows to be back - but I think it might be time to hang up the trunks for him.
Strategy and Mental being 2 of the choices is a bit much. Whats really the difference? Guess we'll have to wait until next week to find out.
This Easy/Devyn dynamic is unbelievable. I can't believe this is happening. The attraction is one thing.... but Easy being smitten by Devyn is fascinating. Do we think it has anything to do with her fake cans?
Needless to say that was the only saving grace of this episode. When there are no interesting guys to focus on it really turns into the girls bitching each other out show - and who really wants to see that.
I've seen the world without Johnny, Evan, Kenny, Wes and it ain't pretty.
And the last day of the MLB regular season was a real bust.
But one thing i know is that the challenge never disappoints.
So far so good with this season. I think the best thing has been the challenges are back to being a little bit more creative and a little more physically demanding. But the contestants have been disappointing as they tried to introduce too many new faces. I'll bet as the season wears on, we'll start to fall in love with some of the new faces.
Little pool action to start us off with. nice to see the contestants getting some down time.
Devyn is Big Easy's style.... who saw that coming??
Then we get into some alliance talk. Am I only the only one struggling to follow who is in which alliance? All these mediocre seasons really blend together. Appears Trichelle is concerned about the alston/sarah relationship. Frankly, I'm worried about it too. What the F is Alston thinking? as always appears to be the case - not enough good looking girls to go around with the challenge. Why is no one making a play for mackenzie? My guess is that in person she is so reprehensible that it takes away the fact that she is one of two attractive girls in the house.
Hook Line and Sinker is the game. Its as if Devyn has never seen the show before. "Water, not good. Heights, even worse." EVERY challenge involves water and heights.
Brooklyn vs Fresh Meat. Both teams appear to be doing fairly well, which makes me think this is not a difficult challenge. And just like that Easy is down. This guy is your all or nothing slugger. He either strikes out missing a curveball by 3 feet, or smacks a 600 ft homer.
Fresh Meat DQs. Brooklyn does an average job. Next up is New Orleans vs STT. Another weak pair of teams. Looks like New Orleans is starting to develop a little target on their backs. between kenzie (who is not using her feminine wiles) and Preston they really should be targeted for an exit. Bottom line both teams make it past where Easy fell.
San Diego completes. Las Vegas completes as well. Both around the same time as Brooklyn. Fresh Meat is in the Arena.
Cancun vs Vegas for Power Team and a cliff hanger. Considering we are 1/4 through the episode and the challenge is complete - I have to imagine we're going to get some serious hi jinks ahead.
Vegas is power team, so Brooklyn should be safe. I'd have to imagine New Orleans has to be in the mix.
Alston wants N.O. Trischelle wants Brooklyn. And the Sara issue rears its ugly head.
The Trischelle / Devyn / Sara nonsense is really unappealing television. Devyn is absolutely horrible. For all the good things about Alston 2.0 - this would never happen to Wes. Alton is too nice of a guy, can't let the women run the game. Can't let it happen.
I do understand Trischelle's point to keep in the weaker team. It makes sense and something I'd advocate. But if keeping Sara around keeps Alston your team captain happy - you step aside.
I'm sorry is there any freaking team not in this alliance?!? San Diego / Cancun / Las Vegas / New Orleans are in the alliance? And Brooklyn kind of is too. Its not an alliance if every team is in it.
Trischelle wins out and Brooklyn is going in. It will be a strategy game.
Trischelle confronts Sara in the discussion that absolutely nobody was waiting for. I know people always found Trischelle interesting in her sluttiness - but she does nothing for me. She is unintelligent and looks like a stretched out Mrs. Piggy.
Out of no where Camila and Brandon get into it. Nice to see Brandon paying respects to one of the more esteemed players in this season in the confessional, but Camila flies off the handle in her usual manner.
I've never been anything but an MTV fan boy - but don't tell me Under Employed doesn't look sensational.
More I get of Trischelle - the less I like of her. No one throws themselves into the Arena. Why would Sarah throw herself in because Easy E fell and she is good at puzzles? How does that make Sara manipulative? I'm no fan of Sarah, but come on..... this is a bit much.
Easy E in a bandana looks like the bearded women at a carnival.
Fresh Meat decides not to chose. Cara and Brandon are selected. I don't think were was much strategy for them. Sarah and Chet volunteer themselves. Big time manipulation there by Sarah - she is so evil.
Sarah seems really excited by the game, which means she is going to lose.
Brandon has no strategy. These are not the two sharpest tools in the shed. This is not a game for the Sack - but it'll have to do. Not much to analyze here.
I like that Brandon's strategy has morphed into "do what they doin"
After Saras shit talking - i really wish it would take Fresh Meat 12 seconds to untangle it - that would be unreal.
But there doesn't seem to be much of a chance for a Fresh Meat victory. How is Brandon having so much trouble managing the rope while Chet is having no problems?
Believe it or not - untying a giant knot isn't very compelling to watch.
Cara and Brandon go home. Fresh Meat down to Easy and Camila - I'm guessing 4 straight Arenas is in the cards for Fresh Meat.
Trischelle's strategy could backfire now by making enemies of Brooklyn. A little props needs to go to Sara on this one.
Brandon vows to be back - but I think it might be time to hang up the trunks for him.
Strategy and Mental being 2 of the choices is a bit much. Whats really the difference? Guess we'll have to wait until next week to find out.
This Easy/Devyn dynamic is unbelievable. I can't believe this is happening. The attraction is one thing.... but Easy being smitten by Devyn is fascinating. Do we think it has anything to do with her fake cans?
Needless to say that was the only saving grace of this episode. When there are no interesting guys to focus on it really turns into the girls bitching each other out show - and who really wants to see that.
I've seen the world without Johnny, Evan, Kenny, Wes and it ain't pretty.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Episode 2: Oil Change
The game was turned on its head last week with Wes being eliminated. This isn't your parent's challenge. Definitely a changing of the guards with 4 of the newer seasons being focused on.
Will be interesting to see how the non-physical challenges play out.
Same format as last week - stream of consciousness from ye ole' sack.
First look at this season's opening sequence. Not much doing.
We get a look at a Turkish beach club. Who knew. Little salsa dancing - and a some random dives. I think Alton is salsa-ing in the water as Sarah ogles him.
Maybe a Turkish bath next weekend. Considering half the show is gay - could lead to some funny business.
Wow, Melinda is dating someone new, as is Danny. I guess everyone needs to move on, but to do it so quickly? Its only been 3 years.... I thought the crushing scrutiny of the public wouldn't have allowed for them to move on so fast.
St Thomas in a bit of a bind because Trey and Frank hate each other. How does San Diego have the numbers? This is lunacy - they were JUST on the Real World. For those that don't know Trey is horrible - Frank is apparently a good judge of character.
We get our first look at the challenge. Olive Oil wrestling. Good start to the season, me likesy. I guess the benefit of having everyone being under the age of 40 - is that you can have some physical challenges without the risk of heart attack.
Ashley is pretty seriously hot.
Good point by the lep sack. Zack/Ashley picking Dustin as the opponent was curious because there are much weaker guys, such as Derek. Are they allowed to punch? Didn't see it coming - but I'm all for it. Zack is a woman.... he outweighs Dustin by 100lbs.... have to be able to handle your business.
Nany v McKenzie - Mckenzie wins, so much for nany being a lion. This is a pretty great challenge.
Knight proves again that he is a marshmallow. Can't take care of business against JD.
The alliance realizes that they can control the game by throwing matches. Really not in the spirit of the game. TJ will likely not approve.
San Diego becomes the power team. That was kind of lame. Chet declares Frank the new power man. The three alliance teams continue to put themselves through and puts the non-alliance teams in a really tough spot.
Dustin beats Rob to ensure that Las Vegas is in the clear too. Amazed how effective Dustin has been. Rob really a pathetic performance.
STT goes on a little run, but Camila proves again what a worthy competitor she is by beating the 250lb Marie.
TJ curses as a 2nd round of alliance nonsense happens. Everyone is gunning to knock out STT - but someone is going to have to beat St Thomas in order to save themselves.
Trey vs Danny is a pretty serious competition. They are virtually the same human being. It goes to a tie and now Melinda vs the former lingerie football league Qb Laura. Laura is a heavy favorite.
Stop showing Marie - she is disgusting. Laura wins. Austin is in tough shape and they will go into the Arena.
Fresh Meat is looking like favorites to go in against Austin. The most experienced players are in the worst shape, it really is a bizarre dynamic.
Frank controlling the game is a joke. Something needs to change and quick. Trey is a moron and they're likely going in after a horribly botched meeting. Can't say I'm angry, he is a really terrible human being.
Marie's stomach vows to get revenge if they are sent in. Little curveball as Fresh Meat goes. Clearly the decision was made before the meetings.
Night out on the town - must be weird because its all gay dudes and hot chicks. Yes - I'm talking about you too Zack. Jonna and Zack making a special connection. The marshmallow trying to remake his connection with jemmye. Both of them have put on about 25 lbs since their season.
Knight declares he would marry her today to which jemmye physically attacks him. Think thats a pretty good sign for their future together. nice to have Melinda there to arbitrate. If memory serves knight did her pretty dirty in the reunion - could go for a flashback.
Endurance is today's game. we know its Danny/melinda - but we have to see who they're going against. Its endurance - so it can't be Easy E. Gotta be Camila/Brandon. I know there is a joke there if you take the word endurance - and remember that Easy once said that he is "all taters" - you tell me. Looks like Fresh meat might not be able to make a decision for themselves.
If the incredible hulk went to a day spa - he'd be Zack. I think he is wearing a summer scarf.
No decision for Fresh Meat - that's embarrassing. If Frank doesn't put Easy in - he is a joke.
Very little house time in this episode. I love the game play, but this is a bit much. Fresh meat chooses camila and big easy. Hard to see Fresh Meat winning with Easy in there.
Balls out. Solid game. Try and keep as many balls out of your side as you can. Easy's taller - maybe that can help. Melinda with her height and lack of weight should really be an asset in this.
a little strategy with Easy throwing multiple balls. Easy does appear to have an advantage with his height. Really tough to tell, but i do reckon that easy is running out of juice.
I would have put 4-8 balls really close to the wall on my side and at the last second pushed them all over. Probably would have won a team the game.....
Looks to me that fresh meat won - but they aren't really giving us the angles here. Eric and Camila win - whoa that was anti-climactic.
And 3 of the people i was excited to have are gone in the first 2 episodes. Maybe for once Melinda can be out of the spotlight. I hope she finds peace and tranquility.
Easy 2-0 in challenges.... pretty impressive from the big man. 7 teams left.
Trey starts to break down that everyone hates him. maybe if he wasnt such an ahole - people wouldnt want him gone. Amazing that Laura doesnt hate him. she must have stockholm syndrome. Only explanation.
Not a ton of jokes in this bad boy. Austin is unfortunately eliminated, but hopefully more fights are to come in episode 3.
Good game action - but that does not lead to a lot of analysis. I am pleased that the producers have gotten to some more physical challenges and less puzzles. But this was 95% game and 5% house.
Sack out.
Will be interesting to see how the non-physical challenges play out.
Same format as last week - stream of consciousness from ye ole' sack.
First look at this season's opening sequence. Not much doing.
We get a look at a Turkish beach club. Who knew. Little salsa dancing - and a some random dives. I think Alton is salsa-ing in the water as Sarah ogles him.
Maybe a Turkish bath next weekend. Considering half the show is gay - could lead to some funny business.
Wow, Melinda is dating someone new, as is Danny. I guess everyone needs to move on, but to do it so quickly? Its only been 3 years.... I thought the crushing scrutiny of the public wouldn't have allowed for them to move on so fast.
St Thomas in a bit of a bind because Trey and Frank hate each other. How does San Diego have the numbers? This is lunacy - they were JUST on the Real World. For those that don't know Trey is horrible - Frank is apparently a good judge of character.
We get our first look at the challenge. Olive Oil wrestling. Good start to the season, me likesy. I guess the benefit of having everyone being under the age of 40 - is that you can have some physical challenges without the risk of heart attack.
Ashley is pretty seriously hot.
Good point by the lep sack. Zack/Ashley picking Dustin as the opponent was curious because there are much weaker guys, such as Derek. Are they allowed to punch? Didn't see it coming - but I'm all for it. Zack is a woman.... he outweighs Dustin by 100lbs.... have to be able to handle your business.
Nany v McKenzie - Mckenzie wins, so much for nany being a lion. This is a pretty great challenge.
Knight proves again that he is a marshmallow. Can't take care of business against JD.
The alliance realizes that they can control the game by throwing matches. Really not in the spirit of the game. TJ will likely not approve.
San Diego becomes the power team. That was kind of lame. Chet declares Frank the new power man. The three alliance teams continue to put themselves through and puts the non-alliance teams in a really tough spot.
Dustin beats Rob to ensure that Las Vegas is in the clear too. Amazed how effective Dustin has been. Rob really a pathetic performance.
STT goes on a little run, but Camila proves again what a worthy competitor she is by beating the 250lb Marie.
TJ curses as a 2nd round of alliance nonsense happens. Everyone is gunning to knock out STT - but someone is going to have to beat St Thomas in order to save themselves.
Trey vs Danny is a pretty serious competition. They are virtually the same human being. It goes to a tie and now Melinda vs the former lingerie football league Qb Laura. Laura is a heavy favorite.
Stop showing Marie - she is disgusting. Laura wins. Austin is in tough shape and they will go into the Arena.
Fresh Meat is looking like favorites to go in against Austin. The most experienced players are in the worst shape, it really is a bizarre dynamic.
Frank controlling the game is a joke. Something needs to change and quick. Trey is a moron and they're likely going in after a horribly botched meeting. Can't say I'm angry, he is a really terrible human being.
Marie's stomach vows to get revenge if they are sent in. Little curveball as Fresh Meat goes. Clearly the decision was made before the meetings.
Night out on the town - must be weird because its all gay dudes and hot chicks. Yes - I'm talking about you too Zack. Jonna and Zack making a special connection. The marshmallow trying to remake his connection with jemmye. Both of them have put on about 25 lbs since their season.
Knight declares he would marry her today to which jemmye physically attacks him. Think thats a pretty good sign for their future together. nice to have Melinda there to arbitrate. If memory serves knight did her pretty dirty in the reunion - could go for a flashback.
Endurance is today's game. we know its Danny/melinda - but we have to see who they're going against. Its endurance - so it can't be Easy E. Gotta be Camila/Brandon. I know there is a joke there if you take the word endurance - and remember that Easy once said that he is "all taters" - you tell me. Looks like Fresh meat might not be able to make a decision for themselves.
If the incredible hulk went to a day spa - he'd be Zack. I think he is wearing a summer scarf.
No decision for Fresh Meat - that's embarrassing. If Frank doesn't put Easy in - he is a joke.
Very little house time in this episode. I love the game play, but this is a bit much. Fresh meat chooses camila and big easy. Hard to see Fresh Meat winning with Easy in there.
Balls out. Solid game. Try and keep as many balls out of your side as you can. Easy's taller - maybe that can help. Melinda with her height and lack of weight should really be an asset in this.
a little strategy with Easy throwing multiple balls. Easy does appear to have an advantage with his height. Really tough to tell, but i do reckon that easy is running out of juice.
I would have put 4-8 balls really close to the wall on my side and at the last second pushed them all over. Probably would have won a team the game.....
Looks to me that fresh meat won - but they aren't really giving us the angles here. Eric and Camila win - whoa that was anti-climactic.
And 3 of the people i was excited to have are gone in the first 2 episodes. Maybe for once Melinda can be out of the spotlight. I hope she finds peace and tranquility.
Easy 2-0 in challenges.... pretty impressive from the big man. 7 teams left.
Trey starts to break down that everyone hates him. maybe if he wasnt such an ahole - people wouldnt want him gone. Amazing that Laura doesnt hate him. she must have stockholm syndrome. Only explanation.
Not a ton of jokes in this bad boy. Austin is unfortunately eliminated, but hopefully more fights are to come in episode 3.
Good game action - but that does not lead to a lot of analysis. I am pleased that the producers have gotten to some more physical challenges and less puzzles. But this was 95% game and 5% house.
Sack out.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Episode 1: Tis the Season
All I know going in is that the teams will be comprised of teams from each location. So naturally the New York and Vegas' of the world who have multiple seasons will certainly be featured. I'm a little worried about the strength of player because I imagine there will be no Fresh Meat people. No evan, no kenny, no ev... etc... Lets see if the original franchise can hold the show.
Not going to be live blogging because I'm watching on delay, but will be putting my thoughts down as I watch - a little stream of consciousness:
People I'm excited to see:
Alton, Wes, Dustin, Melinda/Danny, Preston, Nany, Devyn's new fake breasts
People I'm not excited to see
Jasmine, Chet, Sarah, Lacey - Why?!?, JD
Early power Rankings
Austin - veteran savvy + Wes
Las Vegas - Alton factor, but they are overmanned
St Thomas - strong females and sizable dudes
San Diego - all four from the 2nd season is a mistake!
Cancun - how forgettable was this season
Brooklyn - no athleticism. sarah is their only asset.
New Orleans - just no chance, but MacKenzie looks goooood.
As I suspected there are very few good athletes in the season. its going to be the Alton and Wes show. CJ and Zach should be good relative newcomers.
Lep the Sack is worried about Alton's considerable weight loss. And about Jemmye/Knight's relationship status for that matter. **Both addressed 5 minutes later... Alton 2.0, I'm skeptical.... Jemmye/Knight have their same ole' relationship - good to see**
I suspect Challenge watchers who don't watch the real world - won't recognize half the people in this season.
I feel bad that Danny and Melinda felt all the pressure to be the manifestation of all this love and all that was Real World Austin. How could any couple survive under that scrutiny.
Is it me or is there an inordinate amount of gay folk? Sam, Frank, Derek, Preston, JD - Dustin did gay porn
Interesting team dynamic that had been missed the last few seasons. It avoids the natural throw in the rookies dynamic we've been burdened with for some time.
First appearance for TJ - and he throws in a wrench. 1 extra team!! Fresh Meat team??
Road Rules team? Fresh Meat it is.... Cara, Camila, Eric and Brandon - this isn't a particularly strong squad. Good job by the producers to not stack the deck. middle of the pack in the power rankings.
Typical balance beam, rope climb over water challenge we've all come to know and love. In this one you're only as strong as your weakest link. Devyn really weighing down Brooklyn. Her implants really weighing her down.
Nothing too much to be gained from watching this competition. Don't know what any of the new kids are really going to do. Just basically seeing which girls or Easy E's can't pull themselves up. (Devyn, Marie, Lacey, Sam, E)
Speaking of which its time for Easy to hang up the ole' banana hammock. He just isn't cut out for this.
Lep Sack wonders what the F happened to Jasmine's hair. Is it all a weave?
Preston took a nasty fall. Might look like Rajon Rondo, but he doesn't have his gracefulness. Sidenote - Knight is about as soft as a Marshmellow man - he is going to be terrible.
Preston and Lacey get love for sucking. Grow up TJ. Lets get some real athletes on this show.
Fresh Meat obviously goes right into the Arena.
Vegas and Cancun are the two strongest - power team is Cancun. Surprising. I know they have two strong females and CJ - but I thought Derek would hold them down. Guess time will tell. Wonder if they'll have a punting competition - that would really suit CJ.
Cancun playing it smart. Going after the most powerful team and trying to turn St Thomas onto their side in the process. I'm impressed. I guess eventually the rookies turn into veterans. Could be a passing of the torch moment.
For those who didn't watch RW STT - it was one of the worst seasons of all time. And Trey is one of the least cool douches in show history. Its ok to be a douche, if you can back it up. Trey can not.
Austin / Fresh meat in the arena. Meat should be lambs to the slaughter.
WOOOOOW. Very interesting twist. You can choose the competition. So it can be all mental if a team is too physically strong. Poor decision by Cancun to choose strength, but this will be a very interesting twist.
Just dawned on me - this whole show is rookies. This will pretty much turn the tables on the game. There is no old school players. When Jasmine, Easy, Jeane have amongst the most experience - its going to make for a very different game. Lots of the new seasons represented.
Don't be fooled Cara Maria. Just because Easy is fat doesn't mean he is strong.
Can I have more info on JD walking around the house with his penis tucked between his legs.
Zack has really loosened up since his season. i guess touring around bars for the last 3 years has made him much more sensitive to homosexuals. Ashley has not loosened up. Frank remains a mess. For those who didnt watch Cancun - he pulled the same stunt night one on that season.
I enjoyed the battle royal aspect of when frank exploded. Like why did Trishelle and Jasmine need to be held back as well.
Go f your fat girlfriend b1tch - Frank. Great quote.
Janay and Zach happened really quickly. I get that Janay is pretty, but there must be something there I'm missing. I mean Zach is a freaking stud. Gotta imagine he had his pick of the litter. Guess only Nany is definitively prettier.....
Alton working out in front of the mirror is life changing. I take back my questioning of alton 2.0. At the risk of sounding racist - if Alton and Jasmine had babies, my guess is they would be able to climb a tree like a ring tailed lemur.
Wes is understandably super confident. But lacey/melinda is pretty weak as his partner. I really overlooked that in the earlier power rankings. Has to slide them down.
Camila laying into Cara Maria. Cara Maria is a lunatic. Without Abram she is a shell of herself.
Oh yea - Trishelle is a professional poker player. That makes sense.
Wes/Lacey vs Cara/Easy in a strength competition. Cara is mentally checked out. Austin has to be the big favorite here.
Wow, Fall brawl is tremendous. Really should benefit Easy's size and Cara's strength. This has a ton of potential now and for the rest of the season.
Cara torches Lacey in heat 1.... heat 2 is more of the same if we're being fair. Lacey had no clue. Not an athlete.
So now what happens if Wes wins? Coin flip tie breaker like last season? Didn't hear them address that.
Wow. Easy absolutely DESTROYS wes. That was Johnny Backpack esque. Wow, what is wes made of.... holy hell.
What can wes do? get small? turn sideways? eeeek.... go low says lep sack.
Wes hugs the ground.... race to the bell.... genius strategy. Photo finish..... think easy has it. commercial break.... wow this is a tremendous season premiere.
Would have loved a 3rd heat, but they did the right thing. Wes eliminated week 1 is real tough for the game. This is a challenge full of strangers. Danny and Melinda left holding the bag for Austin. Yikes! will be interesting to see how 2 competes against teams of 4.
Lacey is still Wes' sister. what? CJ turns the tables on Wes. This could be the end of Wes' era. The aura is gone.
Can't use strength again for 3 weeks. Thats a major bummer.
Really strong first effort. Lots of potential for this season. I'm extremely proud of whoever thought of Fall Brawl. More analysis to come in the days ahead........
Not going to be live blogging because I'm watching on delay, but will be putting my thoughts down as I watch - a little stream of consciousness:
People I'm excited to see:
Alton, Wes, Dustin, Melinda/Danny, Preston, Nany, Devyn's new fake breasts
People I'm not excited to see
Jasmine, Chet, Sarah, Lacey - Why?!?, JD
Early power Rankings
Austin - veteran savvy + Wes
Las Vegas - Alton factor, but they are overmanned
St Thomas - strong females and sizable dudes
San Diego - all four from the 2nd season is a mistake!
Cancun - how forgettable was this season
Brooklyn - no athleticism. sarah is their only asset.
New Orleans - just no chance, but MacKenzie looks goooood.
As I suspected there are very few good athletes in the season. its going to be the Alton and Wes show. CJ and Zach should be good relative newcomers.
Lep the Sack is worried about Alton's considerable weight loss. And about Jemmye/Knight's relationship status for that matter. **Both addressed 5 minutes later... Alton 2.0, I'm skeptical.... Jemmye/Knight have their same ole' relationship - good to see**
I suspect Challenge watchers who don't watch the real world - won't recognize half the people in this season.
I feel bad that Danny and Melinda felt all the pressure to be the manifestation of all this love and all that was Real World Austin. How could any couple survive under that scrutiny.
Is it me or is there an inordinate amount of gay folk? Sam, Frank, Derek, Preston, JD - Dustin did gay porn
Interesting team dynamic that had been missed the last few seasons. It avoids the natural throw in the rookies dynamic we've been burdened with for some time.
First appearance for TJ - and he throws in a wrench. 1 extra team!! Fresh Meat team??
Road Rules team? Fresh Meat it is.... Cara, Camila, Eric and Brandon - this isn't a particularly strong squad. Good job by the producers to not stack the deck. middle of the pack in the power rankings.
Typical balance beam, rope climb over water challenge we've all come to know and love. In this one you're only as strong as your weakest link. Devyn really weighing down Brooklyn. Her implants really weighing her down.
Nothing too much to be gained from watching this competition. Don't know what any of the new kids are really going to do. Just basically seeing which girls or Easy E's can't pull themselves up. (Devyn, Marie, Lacey, Sam, E)
Speaking of which its time for Easy to hang up the ole' banana hammock. He just isn't cut out for this.
Lep Sack wonders what the F happened to Jasmine's hair. Is it all a weave?
Preston took a nasty fall. Might look like Rajon Rondo, but he doesn't have his gracefulness. Sidenote - Knight is about as soft as a Marshmellow man - he is going to be terrible.
Preston and Lacey get love for sucking. Grow up TJ. Lets get some real athletes on this show.
Fresh Meat obviously goes right into the Arena.
Vegas and Cancun are the two strongest - power team is Cancun. Surprising. I know they have two strong females and CJ - but I thought Derek would hold them down. Guess time will tell. Wonder if they'll have a punting competition - that would really suit CJ.
Cancun playing it smart. Going after the most powerful team and trying to turn St Thomas onto their side in the process. I'm impressed. I guess eventually the rookies turn into veterans. Could be a passing of the torch moment.
For those who didn't watch RW STT - it was one of the worst seasons of all time. And Trey is one of the least cool douches in show history. Its ok to be a douche, if you can back it up. Trey can not.
Austin / Fresh meat in the arena. Meat should be lambs to the slaughter.
WOOOOOW. Very interesting twist. You can choose the competition. So it can be all mental if a team is too physically strong. Poor decision by Cancun to choose strength, but this will be a very interesting twist.
Just dawned on me - this whole show is rookies. This will pretty much turn the tables on the game. There is no old school players. When Jasmine, Easy, Jeane have amongst the most experience - its going to make for a very different game. Lots of the new seasons represented.
Don't be fooled Cara Maria. Just because Easy is fat doesn't mean he is strong.
Can I have more info on JD walking around the house with his penis tucked between his legs.
Zack has really loosened up since his season. i guess touring around bars for the last 3 years has made him much more sensitive to homosexuals. Ashley has not loosened up. Frank remains a mess. For those who didnt watch Cancun - he pulled the same stunt night one on that season.
I enjoyed the battle royal aspect of when frank exploded. Like why did Trishelle and Jasmine need to be held back as well.
Go f your fat girlfriend b1tch - Frank. Great quote.
Janay and Zach happened really quickly. I get that Janay is pretty, but there must be something there I'm missing. I mean Zach is a freaking stud. Gotta imagine he had his pick of the litter. Guess only Nany is definitively prettier.....
Alton working out in front of the mirror is life changing. I take back my questioning of alton 2.0. At the risk of sounding racist - if Alton and Jasmine had babies, my guess is they would be able to climb a tree like a ring tailed lemur.
Wes is understandably super confident. But lacey/melinda is pretty weak as his partner. I really overlooked that in the earlier power rankings. Has to slide them down.
Camila laying into Cara Maria. Cara Maria is a lunatic. Without Abram she is a shell of herself.
Oh yea - Trishelle is a professional poker player. That makes sense.
Wes/Lacey vs Cara/Easy in a strength competition. Cara is mentally checked out. Austin has to be the big favorite here.
Wow, Fall brawl is tremendous. Really should benefit Easy's size and Cara's strength. This has a ton of potential now and for the rest of the season.
Cara torches Lacey in heat 1.... heat 2 is more of the same if we're being fair. Lacey had no clue. Not an athlete.
So now what happens if Wes wins? Coin flip tie breaker like last season? Didn't hear them address that.
Wow. Easy absolutely DESTROYS wes. That was Johnny Backpack esque. Wow, what is wes made of.... holy hell.
What can wes do? get small? turn sideways? eeeek.... go low says lep sack.
Wes hugs the ground.... race to the bell.... genius strategy. Photo finish..... think easy has it. commercial break.... wow this is a tremendous season premiere.
Would have loved a 3rd heat, but they did the right thing. Wes eliminated week 1 is real tough for the game. This is a challenge full of strangers. Danny and Melinda left holding the bag for Austin. Yikes! will be interesting to see how 2 competes against teams of 4.
Lacey is still Wes' sister. what? CJ turns the tables on Wes. This could be the end of Wes' era. The aura is gone.
Can't use strength again for 3 weeks. Thats a major bummer.
Really strong first effort. Lots of potential for this season. I'm extremely proud of whoever thought of Fall Brawl. More analysis to come in the days ahead........
Battle of the Seasons
Welcome back to Season 2 of KIWTJ.
I try to ignore any spoilers or previews or anything associated with the season - so we can come in fresh.
I even managed to avoid this season's trailer, so i dont even know exactly who is going to be on the season.
Going to shoot for posting the night of each episode, so keep on the look out.
Episode 1 is moments away. Get excited.
I try to ignore any spoilers or previews or anything associated with the season - so we can come in fresh.
I even managed to avoid this season's trailer, so i dont even know exactly who is going to be on the season.
Going to shoot for posting the night of each episode, so keep on the look out.
Episode 1 is moments away. Get excited.
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